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Fictional Battle: Dale Cooper VS Dexter Morgan VS Tony Soprano VS Walter White

The detective from Twin Peaks, The serial killer from Dexter, The mob boss from The Sopranos and The drug manufacturer from Breaking Bad. If these four men were tossed in the same town it wouldn’t take long before there would be animosity between them. If it came to that, i ask you and myself, who would be left standing?

In my mind the hunt would go something like this:

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The murders would attract Cooper, the bodies that Tony leaves behind would attract Dexter and if Walter started distributing his meth on Tony’s turf? He would not be pleased.

Now let’s review their assets and give points accordingly. The one with most points at the end wins.


Three off these guys rely heavily on their smarts. But Tony isn’t a dummy neither. The smartest is probably Walter, but I could be wrong. Followed by Cooper then Dexter and finally Tony.

Walter White = 4

Dale Cooper = 3

Dexter Morgan = 2

Tony Soprano = 1


Who is the best fighter? Obviously Walter is out, he has cancer and is just a high school teacher. But the other three? Tony is a massive man who could beat just about anyone into a bloody pulp. Dexter knows the human body and knows where to hit to make you suffer. Cooper is an agent and has had the proper training. If Cooper and Dexter double teamed Tony they might stand a chance but alone? I think Tony is just too ruthless. As for Dexter and Cooper, Dexter has a better physique and their fighting prowess is probably matched so I’m giving it to Dex.

Tony Soprano = 4

Dexter Morgan = 3

Dale Cooper = 2

Walter White= 1

Man Power:

Dexter is a man alone, sure he works for the police but that’s his other life. This is about Dexter, serial killer. He is out. Walter has a couple of trusted companions in Jesse, Saul and a couple of others. Sadly that is not enough to compete against the mob or the FBI. Now here it gets tricky. Sure Cooper has the FBI but by the time they arrive Paulie Walnuts has shot Cooper in the face. If he has time however its goodbye Tony. I’m giving it to Tony because the mob hasn’t got to follow the law or procedures.

Tony Soprano = 4

Dale Cooper = 3

Walter White = 2

Dexter Morgan = 1

That’s it, I don’t now what else to judge… I’m probably forgetting something… Well let’s call these the “Pending Results”.

And the Winner is…

Tony Soprano

With nine points he barely edges out Cooper with eight. They are followed by Walter with seven and eventually Dexter with six.

Now this test is obviously not waterproof as anything could happen if this really came to existence. I wouldn’t know who to root for really. Who would you root for? And who would win?


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